Tornado warning

I wrote a bit about this on facebook on Wednesday, but I think I'll elaborate and write here as well.
So, on Wednesday our area was under a tornado warning.  Noel says to me: "If there's a tornado, we'll have to take cover in your bathroom". (It's the most interior room, with no windows).  Wow, you say, she's a lucky girl to have her own bathroom!  Well, truth be told, I have my own bathroom because it is soooo messy that Noel won't use it.  He uses one on an entirely different floor! In fact, it's so messy that when my Grandma came to visit and Noel showed her to that bathroom to use, she didn't even think it was a bathroom! To be fair, there is a dresser in there.  And it looks like a clothing store collided with a convenience store, and no one cleaned up the fallout.
Anyway, our emergency shelter was decided.  Then I noticed that Noel had packed a small basket of "supplies" in case of a tornado.  The basket he used was the basket we already keep water bottles in, so he started with water.  Good choice.  Then he added some crackers.  Ok.  Cashews - also good.  Then... dog treats - for Shelby of course, but why not dog food?  Then tins of baby formula (for our breastfed baby.  What did he think was going to happen to me? And, no bottles).  Last thing in the basket - Mike's Hard Lemonade.  Party in the bathroom!
Thank goodness there was no tornado.